The "Mitsubishi" from the company who really brought vents to the forefront of automotive styling in the 80's and 90's. Although to be fair Mitsubishi would have put 4 on each fender, 2 on the windows, 8 on the roof, 12 on the bottom, a few on the hood and probably half a dozen on the dash.

Man, his mom is going to be so pissed when she finds out what he did with her truck.

I think we should all pitch in to restore this to its glory. Then we each get a weekend with it.

Don't forget "Nah, its ok if I park here. There's no handicap people in this building anyway"

Most of these aren't so much "pick up lines" as just lines from movies. So really they arent going to impress many people into going out with you. You might as well just go up to someone and quote Avogadro's number.

That'll buff right out.

I should have specified. This is the way 17 year old mouth-breathers think. Not all 17 year olds are like this guy.

I miss the molded in to the body (fake) vents that Mitsubishi was so fond of in the 90's. They just got lazy and started getting body styling from Pep Boys instead.

I wish I had a pic of my brother-in-law (ex Army Ranger, covered in tattoos, pierced nipple, the very image of manly man) sitting on the couch with granny glasses on, knitting. It would fit perfectly in here.

As a guy whose been referred to as "manly" I had to read this. I started off thinking this was a pretty stupid article as the first couple are understandable. Build things, sure thats manly. Build a business, ok thats very dominant of you, sure. But then it went down hill and just became a list of how to be a douche…

This is hardcore parking dude. Your canyon run can't compare to its awesomeness.

Because nobody cares about it enough to hate it (or love it).

And if I blew my lottery winnings on prostitutes and drugs I would consider it money well spent. Lots of memories to last a lifetime (which probably won't be too long now that your body is ruined from the drugs and you have all kinds of STD's from the prostitutes).

Yes because with 368,000,000 you will need to worry about investing it. Just put it in a money market account and you'll still make more money every year than most lottery winners will get.

I personally like TBBT because I find it to be more like the true geeks I know in real life. Nerds today have become hipsters who facebook. Very little to do with actual old school nerds.

I thought of writing a story similar to this idea but with cyberpunk instead. Sort of a cyberpunk story of the future in 2012 told from the point of view of 1990. So you'd get to describe magical things like google and cell phone ubiquity. Things completely foreign to someone in 1990 but everyday for us. So…

But how many powers does it make?

You are the one with a lack of understanding. What I'm saying (and I'll use small words just for you) is that you are defining God in a very small specific way. You have a 5 year olds view of God. Grow up and try to grasp that you don't know how the universe works.

I want to be the collections agent!

Best space ship ever! My first lego set was of this. I am still in awe whenever I look at it.