It is fine to call in a drunk driver if you are also drunk, but maybe don’t stop and interact with the police that you just called if you are drunk? I mean, the better answer here is don’t drive drunk, but obviously this guy isn’t the sharpest tool in the box, but he might be the biggest. 

Gotta love it when these idiots fight, but there’s no one to root for. Reminded me of something I saw in the NYT this morning. I read that someone said of Musk: “He’s a truly evil person.” OK, sure. Then I saw that the quote came from Steve Bannon. My brain is now vapour locked.

maybe its reverse, they pay you to come to NJ

$1.00 to enter.
$150 to leave.

I remember the stewardess was giving me rum and cokes the whole flight lol and she was Making it to with the lime and everything. I was just happy as could be and just passed out the whole flight. I can’t understand how people can drink and be mad and disruptive. I just kinda sit there with a smile on my face (I never…

Collective punishment is never the answer. Not my problem.

Dealer does this to me one time and I’m gone.  Life is too short to play games, and the gravy days of parts shortage are over.

There’s a part of me that wants to see this come to fruition, and I can just sit back with a bag of popcorn and watch the shenanigans unfold.

“You need to have New York at the table and New Jersey has leverage.”

“Gee Bill, why is Frank in a cast?" "Well Chuck, he was driving his new Chevy and hit that bump a bit too hard outside the country store. Shattered his wrist with that fancy new wheel of his." "Well that's a drag. Should have bought a Studebaker". 

Not on your life, my tunnel friend.

Is there a chance the tunnel could bend?

There seems to be so much wrong with that Vegas Loop system.

Because they have zero idea what they are doing and like to think they know better, whilst simultaneously ignoring centuries of underground transit experience.

I’m not tunnelist, so perhaps this is a dumb question, but I too am shocked at the change in elevation the tunnel has.  I thought tunnels were flat (if no other reason than to prevent flooding waters from completely running in one direction and swamping a station).  Why does this thing rise/fall so much?  Terrible…

Captain Sprouts, they’ll not only hurt your mouth, but they’ll hurt your digestive system, too!

A Belgian Dip.

Sugar Frosted Mini Sprouts!

Brussels Nose Dive