After the Veyron, Chiron and Tourbillon, the next Bugatti should be designed specifically to resist spills.

Are you asking why a perpetual energy machine doesn’t exist?

Ok, hear me out:

Damn.

it’s not a good looking car is it 

America’s 67-year-old-not-quite-retired-dentists who get their fashion tips from Seinfeld reruns will now have to work another two years.

It’s only a “minivan” if a) it’s smaller than a van, and b) have actual seats and windows back there. Otherwise it is “a van”.

I blame Flo! 

It’s not hypocrisy to think fake “autopilot” is dumb and bad, AND make fun of yet another embarrassing malfunction.

Make it a shooting brake and I might be right there with you.

*stupid humans on Earth elected a reality show star as President of the United States... again.*

Oh, nooo, the new capsule has an air leak and we can’t use it!
*hides tiny, obnoxiously expensive glorified ice pick behind back*

This is affecting more than just autopilot.

Why would we bring back Mean Astronauts?  Leave them up there until they’re nice again.

i imagine boeing would do *anything* to get out of paying that overtime bill.

...to the kind of terrible 1971 Steve McQueen vehicle “Le Mans.”

“Tesla claimed the new chip would finally provide the hardware required to support real full-self driving”

I know Tesla isn’t the only automaker to try and cover up or delay taking action on a defect or problem… but damn if this doesn’t seem to be par for the course from Tesla. This is yet another reason why I will not buy a Tesla product. Over the last few years it has become abundantly clear to me that Tesla does not…

Tesla is going full Trump: keep doing terrible things and see what it will take for your buyers/supporters to abandon you. Apparently -- for both -- they’ve yet to hit those lows. 

Such a tiny ugly face on that giant head with that terrible hair transplant. Oh sorry, I’m talking about Musk, I suppose that could be any of them.

“though the automaker is yet to release a service bulletin.”