Guy goes in to the doctor’s and says “Doc, it hurts when I shoot this.” Doc says, “So don’t shoot that!”
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The turn signals won’t automatically turn off, Cars.com reports.
Smart dog. Wait for them to park first. That’s the secret to catching cars.
Another brilliant move by Elon! He’s revolutionizing not thinking things through!
“I wish we had a wheel to replace the one that fell off.”
Don’t blame him, dummy! The dog was driving!
My memory seats kept forgetting their settings, but when I contacted the dealer they couldn’t recall.
Lego. The coolest car company is Lego.
In their defense, all they forgot was the very first step!
On the upside, Netflix gave me $62M to make a show about this show.
Still, I’d rather have a pretty Roadster that never arrives than an ugly Cybertruck that doesn’t!
In its defense, Tesla’s wrap does help the sunroof from coming flying off!
For only eight bucks a month more, you get your own blue checkmark!
♩ ♬ My Tesla lies under the ocean
Hammond and Flintoff should get their own show.
Autopilot!
Technically, that was a Fiat Punto.
Why redo it? Expensive and dodgy seem on-brand for F1.
Relatedly, I credit my years in IT for my lightning speed at turning things off and on again!
Do you have any idea how long it takes a to grow a concrete tree?!