As an Optimist, I’m happy that I can’t afford to drive to the grocery store to buy the eggs that I can’t afford to buy now!
Modusoperandi
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“Tee Ay Arr Arr...Ific, Terrific! Many people are saying I’m the best at Words!”
Lack of clarity is a kind of clarity!
Gulf of America sharpie!
Many people are saying that President Trump was smart to get out before the crash, get out before the crash, you’ve got to get before the crash, it’s what you do, folks, get out before the crash, believe me!
Many people are saying that there is nothing better for the economy than sitting stuck in traffic!
Sure this looks bad, but the alternative is Communism. Do you want to be waiting in lines for fire trucks? Do you?!
Pro Tip: Fill the cargo area with helium balloons.
“But Doc, just let me go by the side of the road!”
I drove the test car. The engineers cheered when I told them it ran like shit.
They couldn’t stand it, they knew they planned it, and they set it straight, on this court date.
That explains why the on-line Porsche configurator now includes a $6,400 gun rack option.
“I own the property, my mother owns the property, I put her into it. I’m going to show you on the plans. You look when you get home A-3 through A-14 and 26 through 30.” ~ Glengarry Glen Ross 2
Exactly! Now he knows what not to do!
*Pbbt!*
“One small step for man, all day comfort for mankind.”
This is protected! The President is allowed to do it! Like COVID masks, this falls under Duhwanna Doctrine!
“A man comes up to me, a strong kind of a man, and says ‘Thank you, Mister President, for Making Automotive Great Again!’, and there were tears in his eyes!”
Santa! SANTA!
You are supposed to get them cremated before you get there, however.