If they want the city to leave it alone, replace it with a cop car.

That’s nothing! My 1985 Hyundai Excel takes way longer than that! Slower, too!

To be fair, it’s half-price if you only get one Kick.

The astronauts keep breaking the return vehicle because they’ve seen what it’s like down here.

The thing that gets me is the hypocrisy! Make up your minds! You don’t want Autopilot on and you’re mad that it’s off!

[Porsche, interior. The CEO is standing with their engineers around the big table in the good conference room up on Seven.]

I SAID “YOU CAN LET ME OUT HERE.”

What we need is a reminder to not leave the baby on the roof. No reason.

Did they try fire? That’d be the first thing to try. I’d try fire.

What happened to my country? This is America! We used to solve every problem by shooting at it!

“See, kids? Our minivan is pretty cool! Don’t roll your eyes at me!”

Sure, to many the idea of a “keyboard enthusiast” sounds comical

In drones’ defense, would you land in New Jersey?

Oh, God, no! Was the pothole okay?!

“Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?”

On this very night, ten years ago, on this same stretch of road, in the dense fog, just like this, I saw the worse fuel economy I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building. And when they finally pulled the driver’s body from the twisted, burning, WRECK, it looked…

That’s me!

[Planet Mercury, interior, 1989. The CEO is gathered with his Board around the big table in the good conference room up on Seven.]

The XM we got is a cool enough design on its own

I’m saving the environment, I said to the six empty seats while stuck in traffic in a four ton SUV.