“Please make sure that it is in the upright and LOCKED position, thank you,”

One of my Christmas gifts a few weeks ago was a handy dandy microwavable popcorn maker from Amish Country Popcorn. Add a little oil, add some corn, pop it just like a premade bag, add some butter and seasoning. Works as fast as a premade bag, and a hundred times easier to clean than a traditional popcorn popper…

Put on some oversized tires and it’ll look like a futuristic moon buggy.

They’re developing Wonder Woman’s jet.

It just looks so cool, even if you’re absolutely right. 

Well they removed most of the breakable bits when they skipped the engine.  So they had to put /something/ in that could break. 

I legitimately don’t understand pop-up headlights.

Things can be replaced, people can not.

So cute!  It looks like I could pull it backward, let it go, and it would fly down the street.

Jerky Boys Also back in 1994...

OK Bimmer

Didn’t The Oatmeal do a comic on something like this?

Wow, I see the Gallardo’s been packing away the Ben & Jerry’s.

As the owner/driver of a 52-year old non-data collecting Volkswagen, I resemble that remark!

If you used your gas station loyalty card to buy gas at the same brand of fuel station multiple times along your route, the fuel station would also be able to piece together your route, and they don’t need data from your car to do it. Same could be said if you use the same credit card to buy gas, then your bank knows…

My 1997 K2500 is not spying on me.

Does Toyota/Lexus not have a test driving team? Our Durability cars all sit outside and we treat them like an end user would. This would have been caught early.

Did they park too long near the Vdara Hotel pool area?

This, my friend, is the joke.

I have seen cars being parked next to the glass buildings and reflection would cause burns on the paint and the plastic trim.