Everybody’s walkin’ at me,

Instead of complaining that he, a very rich man, has to pay a whole $9 to drive to see his kids, he could instead contemplate the factors that contributed to his children living, you know, elsewhere.

I knew I wasn’t going to be the first with the stain comments.  The interior is even BLUE.

Probably enough DNA still in there to clone Bill if you wanted.

Imagine the stains in that thing. 

just don’t get busy with a blacklight or anything...

Dis is why you go to da Gym, so dat you can build up MUUSCLES so dat you can rip Johny off the floor and take full control of the cab.

Take your star and get out!

Pulled off a beach in India by a dude in a oxen driven kart? All I can say is...

That was my first thought.

1,894 sick passengers out of more than 17 million passengers leaving US ports?

Stomach flu, ship motion and buffet. Name a more iconic trio.

Hard to believe these things are 11 years old.

Different kind of wackiness in California too. In Florida the dude would have been pulled over on a John Deere riding lawn mower while 2/3 through a six pack of Natty Ice, with a pound of crack, a crossbow and a baby Caiman.

18 years in special forces and the best bro could do is pack his truck like a hillbilly going to a cookout then explode himself? Tim McVeigh didn’t even pass selection, and he built his own Daisy Cutter at home.

Dammit! I should have done a spreadsheet of all the vehicles that I have owned since 1972 (#1 - 1966 Pontiac Catalina). I guess I’ll have to do it by memory. 

I like the cut of your jib.

Portal axles or GTFO.

Ok, so who takes a e bike to the airport with luggage?

From a time when Nissan still made interesting cars, and 0-60 in 8 seconds was blistering performance. My NA 4 banger does that now.