Not on your life, my tunnel friend.

Is there a chance the tunnel could bend?

There seems to be so much wrong with that Vegas Loop system.

Because they have zero idea what they are doing and like to think they know better, whilst simultaneously ignoring centuries of underground transit experience.

I’m not tunnelist, so perhaps this is a dumb question, but I too am shocked at the change in elevation the tunnel has.  I thought tunnels were flat (if no other reason than to prevent flooding waters from completely running in one direction and swamping a station).  Why does this thing rise/fall so much?  Terrible…

Captain Sprouts, they’ll not only hurt your mouth, but they’ll hurt your digestive system, too!

A Belgian Dip.

Sugar Frosted Mini Sprouts!

A Brussels Crunch?

Brussels Nose Dive

“Please make sure that it is in the upright and LOCKED position, thank you,”

One of my Christmas gifts a few weeks ago was a handy dandy microwavable popcorn maker from Amish Country Popcorn. Add a little oil, add some corn, pop it just like a premade bag, add some butter and seasoning. Works as fast as a premade bag, and a hundred times easier to clean than a traditional popcorn popper…

Put on some oversized tires and it’ll look like a futuristic moon buggy.

They’re developing Wonder Woman’s jet.

It just looks so cool, even if you’re absolutely right. 

Well they removed most of the breakable bits when they skipped the engine.  So they had to put /something/ in that could break. 

I legitimately don’t understand pop-up headlights.

Things can be replaced, people can not.

So cute!  It looks like I could pull it backward, let it go, and it would fly down the street.

Jerky Boys Also back in 1994...