Yeah, right. A “third party” diverted the trucks. And the honest, God-fearin’ truck drivers didn’t know what was happening. While the trucks were moved to an elaborately-disguised depot where unsuspecting truck operators were duped out of dropping two trailer loads of untraceable liquor with no tax stamps.

Not in Colorado but on my street there is a stop sign that is always ignored, one day while walking the dogs in a ravine I saw a broken traffic sign that indicated ‘camera monitored intersection’ so being a lawful kinda guy I dragged it out and left it for the traffic department. Oops I meant I took the sign home and…

Just wave a bottle of Faygo around the truck and the magnets will “reset”.

Came here to post this.  Leaving happy.

It’s the very embodiment of the typical owner: Divorced wife that’s been replaced by a newer model, got a good alimony deal but is working real estate to stay in social circles with the hopes of meeting an older widower with a good portfolio, two bottles of chardonnay and a pack and a half of Virginia Slims a day…

I don't get it....what hurts & why ? I hope you feel better soon anyway.....

its only going to get worse now with the recent election results

Modus, is that really you? Damn, we miss you man.

Or are you the hero this car needs?

For all its flaws, I genuinely love this car. I’m toxic. 

Is that the slogan of the VA since, for some insane reason, congress can never get their head out of their ass and actually financially take care of our vets, but have no problem handing over hundreds of billions to contractors for not delivering anything?

We know, we can see your lips moving in the mirror!

Did you manage to get (or give) a purple nurple?

Yo Dawg.jpg!

In-pimp-ception!

I think people are afraid they can’t turn into a single lane without the front of the car crossing the line and entering the next lane over. The size of cars, especially big SUVs, makes them almost impossible to drive safely when you are steering with one hand and texting with the other.

Had to think about it, but I just now got it.

Rat Race 2025

They arrested you for stealing from the gutter?  Because their own videos would have shown you just picking stuff up off the ground.