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Generally if you find something and hand it in at a station, its held for a period of time, if no one comes forward to make a valid claim, then it goes to the finder.

No such thing I found out the hard way, walking down a road towards town one day, found a couple hundred dollars in bills laying along a half mile stretch of road. I was so happy because at the time I was broke and since there was nothing around for miles except this old warehouse that went out of business I figured

The number of stars for this is criminally low. Props for the old school joke. I wonder how many people even got that one.

Upheld, I believe, with the “Neener neener” case.

“...resulting in customers (including the mayor of Denver) taking the keys to whatever rental cars they wanted.”

The most surprising part about all of this is that Hertz didn’t try to immediately arrest all of the customers.

This is uncomfortably close to being an actual scene from “Idiocracy”. 

This has got to be the largest delta between “How cool I think I look” versus “How stupid I actually look” I’ve seen in a very long time. He clearly wanted to project rugged bravado, braggadocio, and badassery, riding above it all in a rad truck from back when his opponent was relevant. But he looks like he got a

I feel kinda bad that this truck has had to suffer under the hands (and butts) of so many douchebags.

Cheese in 60 Seconds

Excellent work. Just... just top notch.

Wait a minute........ THIS is the Bad Place!

I saw that Twilight Zone!

Good fucking question, if it was you or me pulling half these antics in front of a judge then we’d be doing time already.

never sadly

When the fuck are any of these fucking assholes going to be locked the fuck up?

That brown-lighted reenactment was grizzly.  Regarding the car, gunna need a wrecker to polar outta there....

No that was his sister.

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