I have a nephew named Chance. Guess why.

I never understood how that’s an insult. There’s a lot of kids out there who weren’t adopted and are in shit-tastic homes. While parents who can’t conceive for whatever reason, offer a home to very lucky kids who don’t have that. So saying “you’re adopted” is like saying “We chose you out of xxx other kids, so you’re…

Technically true since average sea level has risen by about 6.5 inches since 1950

Well, that’s certainly topical.

Global warming?

That’s true, sea level rise means the distance to travel is larger!

Damned plate tectonics.

“half a million to over 1 billion”

This makes me sad on so many levels. She is a beautiful thing. A work of art with equally lovely engineering. She is doomed because she was a combination passenger liner as well as a easily converted troop ship if needed. Part of the requirements was to make her as flame-proof as possible. Keep in mind the SS Normandy…

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The water was also much thinner, allowing boats to travel at over 1,000 mph.

yes, it is indeed a good business model.

From where to where? It takes seven hours to fly from New York to London.

Imagine that....organisms evolve over many millions of years to successfully function within environmental conditions inherent to their individual niche. And not places that are exceedingly different than this.  It’s almost why humans cant breathe underwater and fish dont fly airplanes.

Wow. This is first world problems to the T.

“You should have filed form 95.”

Even if I intend to go to Seattle, I’ll fly into PDX.  They know how to keep Portland weird.

No, you got rear-ended by the bottom half of the class of your fellow citizens.

We all need a stress llama after the past day.

I too feel as though I got rear-ended by the government just last night.