Vinevitable. 

First Gen Kia Soul.

Eh. I’d have trashed the place worse than that.

MX-50CX

Forget the SUV angle. A factory Safari Miata with a lift, skidplates, mudguards, knobby tires, and plastic fender flares would FLY off dealer lots.

Heck, Mazda should just follow in Ford’s footsteps and call its next electric SUV the “Miata MazdaSpeed E.”

These were my exact sentiments before the Fiat Abarth finally and tragically ended production.

The Miata is one of the last true sports (not GT) cars available. The Subaru BRZ is another. I’ve owned both at one point and I’ve currently got an Alfa Romeo 4C, which is another true sports car no longer being made. At this point, I’m hard pressed to think of any others. Everything from Ferrari, Porsche, etc. these…

He used to. I thought he and his wife Hannah bought a house recently. 

which, of course, I want kids to drive in car seats

I know this dude wasn’t an employee but what the hell is the company doing with an uncovered 8' hole.  Like the fact that you can’t leave a hole uncovered should be obvious.  There are also pretty clear OSHA regulations about it:

In my profession , any hole over 6" deep needs flagging, over 18" needs a taped perimeter, and over 36" needs a fixed barricade. Excavations over 4' have stepping requirements to prevent/mitigate cave-ins.

My torts professors would always try to rope in current events has part of hypos. Fit in with the course theme that once you graduated, you’d be like Hailey Joel Osmet in the Sixth Sense and see torts everywhere. 

Torts professors everywhere are elated at this perfect new final exam question.

I bought the cheapest new KIA in America, lets see if I can start it 

I look forward to repeatedly trying to avoid these cars being sold by shitty dealers a few states away.

More and more these days, it seems like the only accountability for these rich assholes is their own hubris.

With so many people telling you it’s a deathtrap, you kinda have to delude yourself into thinking you know something they don’t before you can really start convincing strangers that you’re right. Especially if you’re going to be getting on board the thing.

Considering Rush’s bizarre confidence in his submarine, one suspects that his bribe would have been “FREE UNDERWATER BOET RIDE!!!!1" so like... I guess for the sake of our representatives in Washington, I’m glad he didn’t get that far?