Good news, this one forgets consent before he “collides” w a firetruck so lots of baby Optimus running around the way the illegal alien from south Africa wants.

You forgot to add “No lowballs, I know what I got.”

Who goes in to pay? Credit cards at the pump is the best way. 

Just spray some red oxide in places and people may believe it’s original

Now all you need is a AE101 Silvertop touring car engine. (And, you know, the rest of the car...)

Who goes in to pay?

In the rotary phone days, they gave areas with the most phones the lowest numbers they could.

Unfortunately it’s still the norm in Europe. Everywhere or almost everywhere I’ve driven in Belgium, Netherlands, Germany, Poland, Czechia, Switzerland, France, it’s required to pay inside!

I don’t even have a luxury car, and I can’t remember the last time I went in to pay.

I think I’ve seen that in Chicago..

I remember the Seinfeld episode when Manhattan got a new area code. They all complained about it and Kramer went to the other area code to visit someone and acted like he was traveling across the country.

I think at most I had 30 phone numbers memorized before cell phones came around, so 100 would be a big deal (and now I have less than 10 memorized).

Hyperbole,  but New York City had only 2 area codes at the time 212 and the recently introduced 718 as compared to 7 area codes today and the outer boroughs are running out of numbers 

Tank of premium and a premium car in one go! 

Pft don’t lump me in with those vape juicers. An Evo would never =)

Pop quiz, hotshot!

What did they do to that poor Mazda?

And in reverse

Twice

It looks like a Civic Type R that was dragged through every aisle of an AutoZone.