“Hello, you’ve reached Moldstar Gotors.”

The phone forwards to another dealer, Gold Star Motors 2024 

Plane are not air tight like a balloon. Without the cabin pressurization bleed off the engines (or if someone left a window open), cabin pressure is going to drop as the plane climbs.

If I understand Elon’s 4D chess correctly (and that’s unlikely, since I’m not nearly as smart as he is), first he will first tell them “GFY”, then sue them for not buying his cars? This is how one becomes a trillionaire? 

“starting to turn on Tesla”

“Kicking Every EV Truck’s Ass In Sales”

The literal one time in history that a Ram driver did anything good for anyone else on the roads.

Agreed, he’s definitely up there with ProPublica.  He gets maybe one or two more points for swearing so often.

John Oliver’s philippics are the same for me....

That’s like using bullet hole stickers to cover up actual bullet holes

If you  don’t slice your hands wide open.

ProPublica has some of the best journalism humanity has ever seen, but it’s hard to visit the site because the stories absolutely enrage me.  I usually binge read stories and then don’t visit the site again until my blood pressure has recovered weeks later.

$4200 to wrap a vehicle that’s all flat panels. There are ZERO complex curves or body lines to follow. This is the automotive equivalent of wrapping a boxed birthday present.

On a side note, I bet places that wrap vehicles LOVE doing these things. Probably the easiest car out there to wrap 🤣

It’s expensive to be poor. That’s a feature of this country, not a bug. Bootstraps! 

The next step is they’ll say that the Haitians are killing and eating the kids on school buses. I know RFK Jr. had brain worms and I’m pretty damn sure Trump does, and if someone still supports Trump they also have brain worms.

You're kidding, right?  You can't be that ignorant of the environmental and health effects of this idling,  not in 2024.

Counterpoint: Your comparison doesn’t work. Having unkempt grass  hurts no one but power-tripping, busybody Karens. Trucks belching exhaust directly into the faces of pedestrians is pretty unhealthy. There were even known intersections (possibly still are) where city buses tended to idle, and studies showed the people…

If implemented, it would apply to all vehicles weighing 10,000 pounds or less

If your Grumpy looks like a Grimace, you might want to stop eating so many grapes.. or see a doctor.