Man, it really sucks when someone tells you what you can and can’t do with your body, like, taking away your choice to do something.

Thanks for the daily reminder of how much Amazon sucks and U should avoid buying anything from it at all costs.

I don’t scan QR codes, ever, anymore. Even at a restaurant I’ll look up the menu on their website.  I’m sure it’s just a matter of time before some kind of malware is downloaded just for opening the QR code, so I’ve opted out of them completely.

“Take it for a test drive and you’ll agree: zagreb ebnom zlotdik diev.”

“She’ll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene!”

Which means you’d never have to go to McDonald’s again, only to find theirs is down. 

As a kid, THE RC car to have was the Tamiya Grasshopper. It was a kit you had to build yourself and the performance was dramatically better than the crap you got from Radio Shack. Of course they had better kits available and tons of potential upgrade parts and the like.

Lets recap.

The answer as always, is death

Or do we need more drive modes and have them selectable by something that looks like a manual shifter?

You think that’s bad? You can get the potentially deadly C. Difficile from touching the drive mode knob. And that’s when you already have an STI!

I can see the problem of this thing even before launch.

Disappointed that they didn’t go full orange on everything, wheels, engine covers and rear storage. They were like 80% there.

That’s just weird man… just really really weird. 

Don’t forget Vance, Kennedy, Gabbard. The one place they don’t lack for diversity is in the weirdo department.

Plus all the stars for deep Blues Brothers cut.

Meanwhile, half of the police departments have purchased themselves APCs...which seem ideal for breaking these up.

Boy, you’d think the cops would love these things. All the damage they could cause and arrests they could make and the public would be on their side for once!

How about getting a young FBI agent with blonde hair and a nice smile to go undercover to infiltrate the local scene of outlaw drivers? Maybe he gets a job at a parts store that sells NOS cylinders and intakes?