Optimus Sub-Prime

he really is saving the world!

“Take me to the Trader Joes in El Segundo,”

I left a 10 foot python in a Sheetz bathroom once.

Ths is why more complicated software shouldn’t control basic functions of a car that don’t require it.

Mythbusters called, wants to know what took them so long to golf-ball an airplane and wants a cut of any profits realized from this.

It’s pretty nifty to see what we’re learning from the animals that will die out if we don’t clean up our planet.

When the robot thing doesn’t bare fruit

“humanlike robots playing the zither”

Too soon man!

“It’s not clear why Tesla decided not to do a demo”

Counterpoint: He is smart in exactly zero ways, he is a conman and a snake oil salesman who got rich marketing the ingenuity of others.

It’s not funny to mock the tragic death of Optimus Prime. Put some respect on his name.

“Tesla not showing its tech is most likely a sign that it is so far advanced that they don’t feel comfortable having it visible to the average show goer. Definitely buy stock now.” - Tesla investors, probably

What, it can’t even flop over and turn grey?

They’re OnlyFans, that is...

More people should know at least one version of “The Aristocrats.”

Take a bow.

Damn I can’t do a 1,000 Star Star. Damn!

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