“One small step for man, all day comfort for mankind.”
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This is protected! The President is allowed to do it! Like COVID masks, this falls under Duhwanna Doctrine!
“A man comes up to me, a strong kind of a man, and says ‘Thank you, Mister President, for Making Automotive Great Again!’, and there were tears in his eyes!”
Santa! SANTA!
You are supposed to get them cremated before you get there, however.
“So how did he die?”
Still better than Ryanair, where the charge to use the bathroom scales with how badly you need to use it.
“Is this a dick pic?”
My car has a bad tire, but there are still three good ones, so it can wait, I said as I spun out into the ditch.
The test was rigged. They didn’t even butter the Land Cruiser!
[Stellantis HQ, interior. The CEO and his Board are gathered around the big table in the good conference room up on Seven.]
Finally, I’ll be able to cross “poop at the speed of sound” off my bucket list!
Police also arrested me earlier, for my fake Wienermobile at Oktoberfest.
They had to live on dehydrated food, take sponge baths and shit in plastic bags taped to their asses.
My antenna topper is a little model of my car. It has an antenna topper that’s a little model of my car. That has an antenna topper that’s a little model of my car. That has...
He should sue her for trying to wake him!
This is the most exciting thing to happen in Prince Edward Island since Dennis King found that rock that was shaped a little like a heart!
I like how the voice complains at ”how lawng the lights aw”.
“We also don’t want Nissan.”
Despite Musk’s claims of over 1 million Cybertruck reservations before its November 2023 launch