And off the table, straight in to the potted ficus!
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Power Wheels! Power Wheels!
Sure, but how was the wifi?
The real drunk driver was inside us the whole time!
and now Jersey City’s mayor, Steven Fulop, is proposing “reverse congestion pricing,” charging New York drivers for entering the Garden State.
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Sure, it’s stupid, but you have to remember that the alternative is walking! I know!
“Mom, this bweakfast ceweal is tewwible!”
“What’s the opposite of a Carolina Squat?”
Pro Tip: Get Apple glasses and then Elon can update his Teslas virtually! Imagine the possibilities! A new, different car every day! Make your Cybertruck not look stupid! Add cool stickers that a cool dad whose kids would talk to him would have on his cool car!
The worst part is how, after scaling all the buildings to collect the 100 stars or coins or whatever, it turns out you only get a costume. It’s not even a good one, just a shirt and pants with horizontal black and white stripes!
Ooo-oooo! Mobile Phone Booth!
Counterpoint: Pop-up headlights were awesome.
From the stretched out gauge cluster in the wrong place, to the steering wheel with too many spokes, it looks like those AI-generated images that isn’t right.
*Pbbt!* That’ll buff right out!
“Am I doing a good job? Please tell me I’m doing a good job!” ~ Insecure license plate scanner
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Ooo-oooo, look at the Rockefeller over here who can afford a 27 year old pickup truck!
As a Tesla owner, I don’t see the problem. My data is at least as safe as I am!
♩ ♬ Let me go on
Like a chocolate in the sun
Let me go on
Lexus, I know you’re the one ♪ ♫