Worse, it kicked the back of my seat the whole flight!

“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from swiftly fleeing their accidental crashes.”

Make up your minds! You’re mad when they’re running and you’re mad when they aren’t!

My God! That’s why Silent Running had those Space Forests!

Exploding vibrators! My wife is scared to open her nightstand!

Hopefully, Judge Liman will be annoyed enough to also order him to turn over his Palm Beach condo and his World Series rings, too.

I say I would buy the street version of this, but they aren’t going to make it, which is probably for the best since I won’t buy it.

In Boeing’s defense, they have to do a bunch of safety testing to ensure that the soap dispenser doesn’t fall off the wall and crash to the floor or have its access door pop open!

Another brilliant move by Elon! He’s Disrupting disappointment!

The best I can do on such short notice is a Volt with a different skin and a much higher price. If you can wait until next week, Cimarron.

So far, they’ve studied how zebra fish adapt to microgravity...

“Now, Ben Richards could have gone to prison to pay his penalty, but instead, he volunteered for The Elon Man, risking everything for a chance at our fabulous prizes, like a trial by jury, suspended sentence, maybe even a full pardon, like our previous winners, Whitman, Price and Haddad.
You remember them. Whitman,…

Ironically, Tesla will get the government contract to make the very guillotine that takes Elon’s head.

[That episode of MASH with North Korean spy.mp4]

Man, of all the times to get drunk and drive the wrong way down a highway, I had to pick then! I mean, he, he had to pick then! *hic*

Clippy ~ “It looks like you’re trying to get an abortion. Would you like help turning yourself in to the police?”

Blade Dumber

As an Optimist I have to say that means Cybertrucks will spend less time on the road!

Pah! That’s the last time I go there!

The worst experience I had selling my car was “all of them”. It’s rough selling what was your baby to someone who just sees it as the shitbox that it is.