Still, I’ve got to respect him. The amount he’s lost in one car is more than I’ve lost in all of them. I assume that must take real talent.

I paid for a First Class seat, I expect only the best fever, chills, aches, nausea and diarrhea!

$4,000,000 and the seats don’t even match? Pass!

[Hits “Turbo Boost” button, jumps completely off the road]

All Cops Ate Burgers

Hungry Harry ~ “I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he order six shakes or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one…

Batteries Not Included! This is Batteries Not Included!

Sure, but when I tell the wife how fast it goes, she’ll still tell me I can’t get one!

Ghostnado!

Keep the changes in the middle, lose the ones at the front and back, and you have yourself a deal!

What dummies! Everybody knows the Police Cybertruck should have the Robocop theme!

AMG GLK OMG!

“Estimate the Cybertruck value, HAL.”

Exactly! Get one now before they’re all gone! FOMO!

It was me. I’m sorry. I started the 28 car pileup at Talladega. I only looked down to change the radio station for a second, I swear!

Another brilliant move by Elon! He’s Disrupting making actual things!

[The Simpsons 8th season episode, “Homers Enemy”, where the B-plot had Bart buying an abandoned factory]

“Bill, before we land, did you turn off the parking brake?”

I want this, but a Porsche, so the bed is at the front.

Elevator Pitch: “MX-90, like a Miata but it seats six and also it’s an SUV.”