He lives above a garage? Like the Fonz?!

That’s odd. A deep hole seems more like a Nissan thing. Or Stellantis.

Hey, they made a neighborhood from the drawing I made when I was little, after learning about airplanes but before learning about how noisy they are!

I wanted to stick around, I really did, but eventually I had to give up, fly back, and give myself Norwalk at home.

Another brilliant move by Elon! He’s Disrupting Crash!

“For Sale: Rust-free, low miles, never driven in winter, no electrical problems, stripped interior. Ideal for engine swap. Needs new tires. $22,000 firm.”

...to relieve the gridlock you add lanes which results in gridlock so to relieve the gridlock you add lanes which results in gridlock so to relieve the gridlock you add lanes which results in gridlock so...

Pro Tip: To get a whole tankful of premium, when the owner goes in to pay, drive away in their luxury car.

Chrysler said the phone was capable of storing 100-phone numbers.

You can’t fool me! Those are the same car!

When President Trump takes back the White House again on January 6, you’ll have so much Tariff, it’ll be too much, too much Tariff, so much, so much Tariff, you’ll beg him to stop, you’ll look up and shout “Save us!”, and he’ll whisper “NO!”

They put them on backwards and heated up the oil!

♪ ♫ I wear my sunglasses at night

“Are they giving us the finger because we’re cops or because we’re in a Cybertruck?”

I can swear as much as I want. Maybe we can switch careers.

[After explosion, the camera, Dutch Angle, rotates around the crashed rocket as it gets back up on its feet.]

Pointy side up next time, dummy!

“I make the best deals, folks, the best deals, I’m the best at Deal! That’s why I will, as your President, bring in yuge and strong Tariff the sick and bad USA-Mexicanada Agreement, which I’ll do, I will, it’s what you have to do, I’ll fight it and Tariff that terrible agreement, which I negotiated and signed because…

*Pbbt!*

Ay, it’s nice to see the subway run on time!