That’s why the chicken crossed the road?!

That’s the car you wanted to get but you got the old Tempo when your parents bought a newer Taurus.

Many people are saying that nobody knows more about Nuclear than President Trump!

It was me. It’s my fault. I’m sorry. I forgot to roll up my window.

Tesla owners are denying Elon now? Who do they think they are, his kids?!

See? Elon’s a genius! The Cybertruck is a huge hit! It’s a good thing they can’t make very many of them, or it would be too big of a hit!

That’s nothing! I got a vinyl wrap of the Testla vinyl wrap to make my 1986 Tercel wagon look like a Cybertruck, which saved me $100,000!

Sure, it looks predatory, but that’s only because they’re taking advantage of the desperate and vulnerable!

Don’t make trucks better! This is America! Make people worse!

That’s a lot of debt. Did they try doing donuts around it? What about jumping a car over it?

It’s not hard! Just set Autopilot to “Mars”, dummy!

Look, except for everything about it, I think we can all agree it was the perfect plan!

That’s stupid! Who even owns a motorized snake?!

See? America can still make great things, as long as those things involve avoiding walking a short distance!

♩ ♬ Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale

Drivers also aren’t allowed to grimace while peeing in a bottle.

What happened to this country? Disgusting, immoral, illegal things like this are why I use a stolen identity!

And what about the crushing guilt after they get in to an accident? 

I replaced mine with an a la mode button, for the ice cream dispenser in the glove box.

“Do you have it in orange?”