Many people are saying they’ve never seen such a sick and bad movie!

[Cadillac HQ, interior. The Board is gathered around the big table in the good conference room up on Seven.”

The driver failed the field sobriety test because he was buzzed.

The Racer can shut off one of its two engines in flight to reduce fuel consumption by 20 percent.

This is another brilliant move by Elon! He’s disrupting Brain!

“I live my life ten loop-de-loops or less at a time.”

“Ha ha! Good luck catching me!”

In its defense, it was awful in many other ways, too!

“Welcome aboard, Captain Joseph Hazelwood.”

In his defense, he was looking for a girl he once knew there, who had quite a reputation from what I’ve heard!

Back when I was a teen wolf, we rode on the roof!

“I cried because I had no bike until I met a protestor who had no chain.” ― Helen Keller

Sure, BMW’s are losing that, but they still have decorative turn signals.

I know this is a hot take, will generate controversy, and will doubtlessly cost me many friends and allies, but I find Ted Cruz to be a viscerally unpleasant person.

Bro, listen to reason! Sell the Tesla and buy more Ethereums, bro! You’ll be rolling in so much Crypto, it’ll pay for itself! Then cars will buy you! I’m genius!

“Daddy?”

Worse, it’s all Selfies!

“Where’s your father, Pumpkin?”

I’m just noticing now that the F355 looks deeply, deeply stoned.

Another brilliant move by Elon! He’s disrupting Layoff!