“We’re here for the Mustang GTD.”

Pro Tip: Save money by only charging at broken chargers!

I was on a horrible flight where a guy kept turning around in his seat and glaring at us every time my kid kicked the back of his seat, and all the other passengers shushed my crying baby! It upset me so much, I could barely even clip my toenails!

The thing that gets me is the hypocrisy! Make up your mind! You’re mad when they break and you’re mad when they don’t brake!

♪ ♫ If you’re going to San Francisco, be sure to recharge your car there.

This is another brilliant move by Elon, somehow!

In fairness, kangaroos probably shouldn’t be driving anyway.

Are they driving them correctly?

Tossed batteries?! Do you realize what this means? This is terrible! Aliens are Philadelphia Eagles fans!

Pro Tip: Much like estimating the distance lightning was from you by measuring the time between it and the thunder, you can tell how big an earthquake was by measuring how much poop there is between you and your pants.

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First they take our Sports, and then they take our Mom and Apple Pie! Wake up people!

To distract from the terrible job that Joe Biden is doing, Joe Biden had the ship deliberately crash to make Joe Biden look bad!

Mastriano’s bill would “ban the release of substances affecting the state’s temperature, weather, or sunlight into the atmosphere over Pennsylvania.”

It’s a wash, really.

“Okay, signal left, check your mirror and blind spot, then pull out.”

It sounds good, but will only get you banned from a Cars ‘n’ Coffee 3/10ths of a second faster.

Bullets and fire are stupid. Just let simple depreciation destroy your Cybertruck’s value!

Alec Baldwin has no choice. This is his last shot!

Stop flipping my, stop flipping my, stop flipping my car around!