You’re from Toronto? Do you know Dave?

In Canada’s defense, it’s rude to lock thieves oat!

They’re cute, but if you sneeze too hard the windows pop out of their tracks and roll down.

Dibs on the fries under the seat!

“That thing got a Hemi?” ad, but in Italian accents, with everyone gesticulating wildly.

That can’t be right.

Another brilliant move by Elon! He’s disrupting Tow!

You should be cheering. Only nine dead makes “Getting hit by train” Florida’s safest way to travel!

This is part of President Trump’s Minority Outreach program! After all, Elon Musk is African American!

“Many people are saying that he can do for my finances what he did for Twitter! Elon Musk is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice!” 

Hey everyone, it’s that guy!

Finally, an electric car for us assholes!

Paging Dr Freud!

Finally, a trailer for my Amphicar!

The thing that gets me is the hypocrisy! Make up your minds! You’re mad when police shoot and you’re mad when they don’t!

Dibs on “Junkyard Ferrari” for a band name!

“Cybertruck, take me to the Beverly Hills Hotel.”

You don’t even have to change a flat tire! Just rotate it so the round side is down, dummy!

In his defense, if anyone knows about digging a hole, it’s Elon!

Another brilliant move by Elon! He’s disrupting Irony!