Review, Vino Aeroportuale:

“Hey, you know what would be cool? How about we make Skynet? Guys? Guys?”

In his defense, he did get a turkey stuck on his head!

Its best years are behind it, its top is long gone and its insides are a mess.

But I’m so soft and warm!

You can’t have a Dutch Oven with just one person!

I’d stage an intervention for Elon, but he’d make it all about himself!

Pro Tip: To get a submarine, scuttle a yacht!

Tell me about it!

This is Florida. We don’t put up with weirdos, malcontents or freaks, the judge wearing a stained Confederate flag bearing baseball cap, torn undershirt, mismatched flipflops, and soiled camouflage cargo shorts told me at my hearing.

♩ ♬ ’Cause we got a little ol’ convoy, all across this land

Wash them down with their gasoline, dummy!

Take your time. Have patience. If it’s an old pump, it could take a while to get going.

It’s the first of four stations for the pilot safety program.

In Elon’s defense, it’s good that you have to stop and charge the Cybertruck often, because that gives you time to wash off all the stains and fingerprints!

“Now can I turn on the siren?”

Yes, but think of all the time they almost saved! Seconds!

How come you only focus on the negative and not the positive, like all the extra legroom that front seats breaking off and flying backwards provide?

Crystal Chunks was my drag blues singer name!

This Doc Hollywood reboot got weird!