Another brilliant move by Elon! He’s disrupting Clean!

STOP BREAKING MY HEART, MAZDA.

Watch A YouTuber Break Into This Fiat Plant That Has Been Abandoned For 13 Years

It couldn’t pass the Chinese Fire Drill.

It’s cute enough that I can’t even get mad at it.

“Bill?”

Pass! Only two wings?!

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign,

“In the future, every city in the world will get a chance to be traversable for 15 minutes.” ~ Andy Warhol, city planner

Now I gotta keep my snow inside the cah?! Ayuh, that’s wicked!

Sure, they weren’t allowed to, and were also victims of fraud, but I have to give props to that contractor for such quick work! When can I hire them to steal my driveway?

“GPTNav, get me lost in the style of Werner Herzog.”

What if they call you “asshole”? How about if they point at you then make a jerkoff motion?

It could’ve been worse. Imagine the damage had they’d left a Cars ‘n’ Coffee!

“I live my life ten trucks or less partly backed out of a rail car at a time.” ~ Dim Diesel.

Technically, it was a Baldrick-style plan.

Hah! Good luck outdoing me, billionaires! My car is my house!

I don’t mean to brag, but back in the day I did basically the same thing, except instead of changing the driveline in a late-90s Civic and watching it break, I changed the oil in a mid-80s Prelude and watched it rust out under me.

Good for you! My comments on AV Club stopped appearing, despite being a long-time commenter.

Oooo-ooo! Look at the Rockefeller over here who got a straw!