Mazda: From Zoom-Zoom to Tease-Tease.

Fact: Aliens are here.

You ever play Rock, Paper, Scissors? This is like that except Power beats Principles.

I don’t see the issue. What’s the problem? She never got the abortion she got, and anyways you can get the abortion she got that she didn’t get, except you can’t get it. 

In their defense, the driver had no choice but to flee, because the party can’t stop!

IKEA’s calling it “Uncomfortäble”.

It’s gone, replaced by the 5Runner!

Trojan. Preferably on my route home, and quick!

Vin etching, no. Vin Diesel, yes.

How many Miatas is that?

Keep Stanley Tucci, can the rest, rename it ‘Tuccidel”. “Stantadel”?

Iwonderedwhythepilotandthestewardesseswerespeakingsoquickly!

Oh, no!

Fun Fact: That train was carrying Kool-Aid. Oh, yeah!

They should be cheering! Mitsubishis have never been so popular!

It looks like the Lego version of itself!

“I’m on fire over here, eh!”

You mock now, but you’ll be wiping egg off your face while eating crow out of the other side of your mouth when the Cybertruck comes out in 2077!

Yes, but imagine how much time they almost saved! Minutes!

But what if my date is looking for a water pump for a bugeye WRX?