And at the arcade this one time, they claimed dibs on a cabinet despite not putting a quarter on it beforehand! Whale are jerks!

You know, I’m starting to think that Elon Musk might be kind of a bad person.

“Wow, look at that S car go!”

Like a Mustang?

Is three tips one too many, or one too few?

“Did you miss your car payment?”

Fun fact: The State of Florida license plates have always lead to a sketchy gambling site!

“Oh yeah? Oh yeah?! Well, next generation, all nose! ALL NOSE!” ~ Gary BMW

Keep a second bottle of water beside the first to put out the fire, dummy!

See? It’s a good thing he had that bottle of pee!

I don’t mean to brag, but I have something in common with a Lexus. We both have tiny Speedos!

THERE WAS A TROLL ON THE WING!

“Look, Son, we can play video games on my car now.”

First, you don’t want cops shooting people, and now you don’t want them running them over, too? If you keep boxing them in like this, they’ll have nothing left but to actually do their jobs!

“...and whatever happens, make sure the sneaky and illegal things you do on Tesla’s orders are not recorded anywhere.” say Tesla’s guidelines document.

You didn’t see what he did to that bathroom!

“Zero personality”? “Zero personality”?! I’ll have you know that Ron Desantis has plenty of personality! All of it terrible!

In his defense, it got that off his Bucket List!

We’ve got something like this out in the sticks, too.

The Hummer EV itself is already heavy, tipping the scales at over 9,000 pounds...