“What do you want to listen to, Honey?”

“Elder, tell us again about the Before Times.”

/plugs car in to lamp post, light turns on. Unplugs car, light turns off. 

“Is the body supposed to hover over the frame like that?”

This is a sad and terrible loss. I, for one, will in my heart forever carry the spirit of that Cessna.

He tells CNBC he’ll be able to again focus on Tesla and SpaceX more

Opinions will sour after they put the BMW nose on it.

In Tesla’s defense, not running over the pedestrian is technically an improvement!

/hurriedly writes Terminator reboot, where Skynet is your manager.

You know, if this keeps up, I might start to think that Elon is kind of an asshole!

The real family was the family we made along the way!

Boo! I’m more than just a pretty face! Bring back the nudie scanner!

My God! Won’t someone think of the dealers?! Imagine how many hastily-smoked cigarettes and shiny suits that could buy!

I mean, I saw it on a 14-inch laptop screen...

Put a wheel on the left and a yoke on the right, dummy!

Finally! I’ve been dreading the day my Fart Log leaked.

See? The rich and poor aren’t so different after all. He has a old car in his living room, and I have an old couch in my garage!

A LIFE WELL LIVED.

Is your garage even big enough to charge all of Norway’s cars?

The structure of the car sales model can put dealers, manufacturers, and customers at odds since the economics of EVs can disrupt the business model for dealerships.