Can parents accidentally step on the cars in the dark?

It’s easy to repo a Harley. It just takes a little preparation and two people. First, make an appointment at the office, and then one repos the bike while the dentist is looking at the second person’s teeth!

PolicebecamesuspiciouswhentheynoticedhowfastIwasworking!

vandals shoving meat into chargers (as happened in Germany)

After completing the movie, you unlock JK Simmons. Complete it again and it unlocks Brian Cox!

“Hi, I’m Tucker Carlson.”

Say what you will, but Eric Adams walks the walk! He accepts his paycheck as NFTs of stolen Hyundais!

I know SUVs aren’t all that popular around here, but Howl’s Moving Castle was pretty sweet.

I like how they combined a bunch of cacophonous details in to something boring.

“And which ones are deepfakes?”

Technically, Hammond was in Top Gear.

I liked that Top Gear segment where one was knowledgeable but not insightful, one was good at driving but bad at stopping, and one was cheeky but also kind of an ass.

/drives down road sideways

If they were so innocent, why were they interfering in police chases?!

BMW, for their invisible turn signals.

Pro Tip: Take out the speaker, fill gap with jelly beans.

You know what they say, “When you’re taking flak from both sides, you’re probably an idiot.”

You know you’re on a classy cruise when they put it on the crab platter with all that crushed ice!

I’m surprised they’re giving Alec Baldwin a another shot!

The worst squash? Suzucchini.