I hope he’ll be okay.

My favorite part was when he thought he was on fire and ran around the track screaming while stripping down to his tighty whities, even though he wasn’t on fire.

Oh, so now you don’t want police pursuing drunk drivers?!

The intersection sinkhole billowed steam into the sky and was large enough to swallow an entire car.

Thecocainetoothpasteisgreat!Justrubitonyourgums!Youdon’tevenneedatoothbrush!

“Aaaaa-llante!”

“Sticky Buttons” was my Blues singer name!

“The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human...sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait until he pooped before I could zero him.” ~ Kyle Reese, The Terminator (1984)

All the video needed was a “Mom! I’m in Minecraft! God!” after his Mom said people were there to see him.

It looks like the Grand Theft Auto version of itself.

Sure, its electric sliding doors were kinda neat, but if the highlight of a car is a pair of electric doors, then you know you’ve got issues.

And a nip from a roo roit on yeh pecka!

“Two thumbs up!”

“I can’t breathe!”

Authorities were able to find the “tow yard” and recover vehicles that had been taken: a trailer, three golf carts, two boats, and nine cars.

Sir, your wet blanket is dripping on the other diners.

Things are so bad that the 911 is up to 992 now!

Oh, great! Another international incident! Now we’ll be invaded by Dumbrovia!

Order 8-6-4

Great! This is just great! If Chatbot is like the internet turned out to be, now my grandparents’ car will make them Nazis.