modusoperandi0
Modusoperandi
modusoperandi0

I accidentally drove the wrong car once. My wife screamed the entire way home. It was only after I pulled in to the garage that I realized I wasn’t married.

Just to get ahead of this...

The GTO had a tiger in the tank, this 928 has a Grimace.

As an Evo X owner, I’m deeply offended and agree completely!

The Mustang has great engines, but the chassis can’t even handle exiting a Cars ‘n’ Coffee.

Still pass, because it covers up the pool!

No helipad? Pass!

What if the repossessed Ford is a tow truck?

I went the other way around. Worth it!

Instead of electrifying the car, put copper skids on the bottom and electrify the road, like an AFX track, dummy!

*Gasp!*

“What if Prince had OCD?”

The last thing the Republican Party needs is another paranoid tyrant, focused on hiding what he perceives as a personal shortcoming, fooling no one except himself! Not when it’s got one already!

The Mushroom People from The Last of Us!

I didn’t know GM sponsored podcasts.

Leave the road on top and put the park in a tunnel, dummy!

Yes, but that decade!

“That smell is the clutch. You should not smell that smell.”

I get whatever I find at the wrecker’s that fits. Sometimes they even match!

Pass! I only purchase imaginary automobiles from members of Black-Eyed Peas!