Bridgey McBridgeface!

“Hammond!”

Lightyear was fine, but I find it hard to believe it was Andy’s favorite movie.

Windshield wipers on the inside!

“Open the pod bay door, Siri.”

There was the time Mom tried to switch seats with me after she got pulled over by the cops.

In its defense, teenage me would eat that up!

I have deep misgivings about the realism of the fungus people, too!

It’s easier to just drive an ambulance, as covered in the documentary, The Cannonball Run.

*Pbbt!* My startup is going the other way!

He’ll finish in the middle.

Another brilliant move by Elon! Unplanned obsolescence!

Coming this Fall to CBS...

Another brilliant move by Elon! This is why he made Autopilot so twitchy and unreliable!

I hope they pull through! If they can’t make this work, what chance do we have?!

In their defense, this is pretty good motivation to get your driver’s license!

I was on a bus in LA in 1994 that simply would not slow down, no matter the conditions. Later, it went to the airport, even though it wasn’t the airport bus, which was bizarre. It even jumped a gap that was far too big for it to jump!

They should just reuse all the Brooklyn Nine-Nine scripts, swapping in the new character names.

Technically, it’s made from the owner of the Muppet Theater, J. P. Grosse, from which it gets its name.

The MVP of the Grey Cup still gets a free bus pass! Good for a whole month, too! It’s a beauty!