This is for the best.

These are nice, but it’s cheaper to spin out leaving a Cars ‘n’ Coffee on alloy rims.

“What’s the ‘RS’ stand for?”

Oh, sure, now they want us to follow the white lights, but when I used that excuse to drive in the oncoming lane they took away my keys!

“Who’s that guy staring at us?”

Does it ever! I programmed in a trip for my Tesla’s Autodrive, and Google Maps was smart enough to tell me which one-way roads it would go the wrong way down, which red lights it would blow through, and even the intersection it would stop, shut down, and burst in to flames in!

I thought Cocaine Bear was a Marvel movie!

In their defense, neither got those emails on account of their outdated software!

So, what’s the coldest weather you’ve ever had to drive in, and what lengths did you have to go to to make your car work in it?

I took their $2,000 and converted my existing car, which definitely exists, into four Power Wheels! Now my whole family can drive!

XL Maverick was my stripper name!

A blowout and malfunctionings of landing gears? In Roosha that are called “double luck”, and is looked up on by pipple with great favor, like getting mauled by woolf and bear!

“Sir, this is an Audi’s.”

Jesus, that car is gorgeous.

Chevy Aveo: Taught me that they still make shitboxes.

♩ ♬ Don’t let the sun go down on me... ♪ ♫

Huh. Must be visiting from Florida.

40 inches is roughly the average waist size for an American man.

/Johnny 5, shoulders slumped, rolls slowly away

YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME!