“Dad, I think I got the Rona.”

It shouldn’t be too hard to locate. It’s probably where all those poisonous octopuses, giant, pouched rats, and surly, chlamydic bears are coming from.

In their defense, their numbers would have been larger, but a bunch of them had Covid!

“What the hell happened?”

These BMWs are so quiet that you could hear the click-clicking of the turn signals, if they ever used them!

Tesla simply can’t do it with the old hardware they say they could do it with! The new hardware, which they say they can do it with, is much faster. So fast, in fact, that Autopilot can blast through a stop sign, ignore a red light, turn the wrong way down a one-way road, come to a screeching halt in an intersection,…

It’s the feel-good comedy of the year!

If you sprinkle when you tinkle

I wondered why the talking gun in the game kept encouraging me to be a sex monster...

Wow. We really are in the future! I didn’t even know we had underwater bikes!

“McLovin McLovin?”

FuelSaver™

Cool Behemoth was the name of my Paleolithic Rock band!

Ick! What’s wrong with the front of that BMW? The grill is so...proportional!

This is neat and all, but how big of an alternator will I need to run a large hadron collider?

Yet another brilliant move by Elon! No other automaker thought to put a heat pump in an EV before Elon, except for all the ones that did it before him!

This Gone In Sixty Seconds reboot is awful!

The EU Approves Funding for Wind-Powered Car Carrier

“I’m sorry, Sir, you can’t board.”

I would be nice to be on one flight where it left and on time, I got my baggage, and a fight didn’t break out.