My God! Cameras got ears now!

Use the bikes to tow the trailers, dummy!

The bigger the frontal area, the more they can charge!

“How about I show her my junk?”

The video was seized by the British government and locked in a vault, lest it encourage the youths from duplicating his rebellious and dangerous act!

I would buy the heck out of an Impact with a truck bed!

It’s better! It says “Sport” right in the name!

Pass! Only two cupholders?!

Two knees. He blew them out playing for a volleyball team he never played for.

“Hi, I’d like the best engine in the wobbliest version of the chassis, with the worst transmission, and the ugliest available color.”

Another brilliant move by Elon! Running a preprogrammed route is a kind of self-driving!

They could’ve saved money and not used rechargeable batteries, since you only use it once, maybe twice, and it scares you so bad that you never touch it again.

What if she wanted the dump truck in the divorce?

I’m a little baffled that no one stepped in to stop it while they were planning it. “Drag race in slippery-floored small tunnel that suddenly ends” screams “disaster”.

Do you think this will hurt his case?

This is bizarre! Normally, it’s Richard Hammond who crashes.

Which trim level is for a family of four pear-shaped people, a mostly blind cat, and a definitely deaf dog, none of whom have any money?

My parents had one for a time, which I remember with such indifference that it’s only now, after a googling, that I’m realizing they had a Skylark and not an Achieva.

Malcolm in the Middle-Aged

Wowsers!