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He would have had a better idea had he stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

The problem is they’re so short-ranged that even the Mazda Kid only gets out one “Zoom” before he has to plug it in.

One of the bad school districts, probably. I hear the Sweathogs might be involved.

“I’m the best there is at what I do, and what I do isn’t very smart.” ~ The Wolferine

“E-Ray, whenever anybody asks you if you’re a loud, you say YES!” ~ Ghostbusters (1984)

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The smart thing is to move away from winter, not toward it!

“Give me a lane long enough and a road on which to widen it, and I shall gridlock the world.” ~ Archidrives

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Still, it’s better than a Corvette NFT.

Still, I’d prefer we didn’t let plants drive.

Mazda should add a battery-powered motor to turn the engine to turn the generator to charge the batteries!

Mel Gibson was perfect! Who better to lead “behaving badly with alcohol”?

In the Interior Design department’s defense, they started from a fresh slate, imagining they’d never never driven or sat or used their limbs or seen or...

It could be worth it. How much is the subscription for a normal-sized BMW grill?

Instead of a yoke or a steering wheel, it should be a touchscreen!

*Pbbt!* My dog does that, when I give her a bath! And her back leg starts scratching when you hit that spot on her back. Can the car do that? No!

They’re Chrysler 226s now, with inflation.

In their defense, with everything cancelled, there was nothing left to cancel!