Finally, my kink!

Pro Tip: Make sure to get the kids at the same time.

Wow. Seven grand in penalties! That’s got to whatever-the-opposite-of-hurt is!

“Good morning, and welcome to New Airways Flight 117. To assist in takeoff, please put your cellphones in Airplane Mode now.”

Still, I want an E-Canyonero.

Really? What’s it called?

The real continuity error was my family was fighting before the movie, and after the movie, but not during the movie!

/reads comment in the Fargo accent

Oh, come on! I find it hard to believe something that can’t drive well when the weather is good would also be unable to drive well when it’s bad!

“Siri, take me to the Moon.”

The best I can do on such short notice is an Iron Duke swap in a Fiero that already has an Iron Duke. If you can wait until next week, I can just cut holes in the floorboards, because Flintstoning it will be faster.

Fired? For what?! Throwing the Best Party Ever?

“I didn’t break the Law! *hic* I am the Law!” ~ Judge Drunk

“Boost output by another 25% by only putting three tires on every car.”

There were, but its giant face ate them all.

/Man leaves room, cat enters, hops up on table, knocks Lego model engine onto floor

BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA.

First Hoarders, now a cut of this settlement! Everything’s coming up me!

Say what you will about the recasting, but this version of Funny Girl is at least interesting!

Why didn’t they turn the pumps into Big Gulp machines?