Wow.

I imagine Malala would not like her book to be used to mock and deride any other young woman for the purpose of entertainment.

Seriously, this article is the equivalent of an obnoxious commenter saying, "I can't believe Jezebel is posting about nail polish when people are dying in ___ right now."

Yeah, I feel the same way. Like, I love Tina Fey, but her book would look pretty stupid in this chart. I don't think Bristol Palin needs to be protected or whatever, but this seems kind of spiteful.

this article just seems kinda mean. I wouldn't want to be compared to Malala either.

I'm going to be blunt.

I absolutely loathe to take South Carolina's side on all matters domestic violence, but part of the reason that they are being sticklers about this law is because the loathable Mike Fair (R-Greenville) wanted to give Stand Your Ground Rights to fetuses. Like, if you thought your kid might be abused by their father,…

I just watched the micro-penis episode of New Girl, so I'd like to say that we all have micro-penises. They may not be physical, but they are all there. My micro-penis is that I never finished college. This is not a serious comment for everyone boiling with rage right now.

the actual condition is somewhat rare (about 1 out of 200 men, said Dr. Alukal)

All things considered, it just doesn't seem that weird.

Yeah, but that's really highly speculative worst case scenario-izing. Remember SARS? We were all gonna die because it was going to mutate and become airborne. And yet here we all still are, not vaccinating our kids for childhood diseases, shrugging off a vaccine for the disease that kills some 23,000 of us per year,…

But the amount of health workers that have come down with the disease is alarming.

I feel like this kind of attitude is what put her in this position in the first place...

Is it me though or does it kind of seem like the new tattoo is saying that the Japanese characters translate to "I'm sorry".

Note to self: Before signing over DPOA to someone, make sure that said person is ok with me receiving narcotics so that I'm not thrashing around and screaming "mama, mama" from the pain of dying. Also, I will make sure that the person I give DPOA to doesn't think that it's impossible for doctors to adjust the levels…

Man, who knew POA was so powerful. Let's hope they don't decide he needs to lose a limb. With no anesthetic, because hey, family decision and it's a POA, the hospital has to follow it. It's ironclad. We just learned that on the internet.

...with the ease of a hummingbird relishing a pastoral bloom

For maximum authenticity, the clothing shown is actually made with slave labor in Bangledesh.

Nurses are required to treat patient reports of pain. Family members do not get to decide no pain medicine for a family member. I can only imagine that someone on "death's door" is probably in a fair amount of pain.

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