BMI is a useful epidemiological tool; that is its purpose. It is of far less value on an individual level. These are epidemiological data, so BMI is an appropriate measurement. Holla to my former PI, co-director of one of the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation programs at our school! The RWJF does good shit.

I mean, Viagra (or any other PDE5 inhibitor) doesn't really address sexual desire, either. It specifically allows the dick to become filled with blood and hard as a rock. Boner pills don't necessarily help guys with low sex drive, either.

IT'S KOLOBBERING TIME!!!

Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paper boy, evening TV?

"It absolutely sucks to have to turn your friend in (knowing that there might be backlash), but it's also something important this person had to do."

This is why, whenever my wife snuggles up to me and tells me she feels safe in my arms, I like to remind her that, statistically speaking, I'm the most dangerous thing in her life.

A quick note on your link about throwing shade on white mujahidas. I don't think that's what that post is saying. I think (and this was my experience in college, in the middle of the SF Bay Area, surrounded by American-born Arab men that my parents wished I would marry), they're saying that these Muslim guys are…

I'd say they have more in common with those loony chicks who develop obsessive crushes on rapists and murderers in jail and start writing to them and eventually marry them.

Did he ever want to make bad men fly?

You've clearly never checked my basement.

However, I am way smarter than all of you.

IIRC, the current NYPD SVU is not only made up almost entirely of male cops, one of them was comfortable enough with his belief that any victim who asks for a female officer is obviously lying about being raped that he shared it with the New York Times.

And he'd make lame jokes that everyone knows he secretly is reading in Lame Joke Books on purpose, just to get a reaction out of all of the kids.

But, there'd be this one kid, every year, who was having a rough time, and Mr. Obama would check in with him regularly just to give them some encouragement. He'll never…

There are days that I think Obama's other job could have been a high school teacher. Like, that super popular one all of the kids love and they do a Mr. Holland's Opus retirement party for him.

I was 21 and had suspected my then boyfriend was messing around with this chick anne. She'd been getting really annoying, crawling all over him that fall and wanting to have important, urgent, emotional talks at all times because my boyfriend was such a good friend.

Doesn't anybody ever just say, "hello dear, I'm having some doubts about our relationship, can we talk about this"? Anymore? No? Just jump straight to the retaliation-cheating, huh?

I lived in a small town and had been dating a guy who was kind of shady, but I didn't have any proof that he was seeing other women. One day I was getting my hair done and talking, as one does, to the stylist about my situation. I notice the woman next to me listening to me rather intently. She suddenly interrupted…

Well, I was cheating on my girlfriend with her best friend, but mostly because I thought my girlfriend was cheating on me, and sleeping with the best friend of a cheating girlfriend is just basic 101-type stuff.

I caught The Ex cheating on me at my cousin's wedding. I was a bridesmaid so I was busy helping her all night and didn't have much time to spend with him which was fine since he knew most of the other guests. We were all forming a line on the steps that led the newlyweds down to their car, and I looked into the…

I once found out a boyfriend was cheating when I was visited a new friend's apartment for the first time a few days after Valentine's Day. She had on her mantle the exact same card that my boyfriend had given me. We laughed about it when I mentioned it and she picked it up to read to me what her boyfriend had written…