Did she have a choice? "I really didn't want to fly around the world, but fuck my parents....named me....you know what just start the fucking engine."

Because a weekend brunch and a trip to Ikea could've prevented this?

Except they did, they tried to all the could to help him but Elliot is not a child.

Because apparently, in Solange's case, that's just families being families and we're all a bunch of judgy mcjudgypants for thinking she might be a batshit crazy drunk bitch for kicking and punching her brother-in-law in an elevator. And because Jezebel is on the Beyonce payroll, or should be for the amount of…

Notably absent from this list of people: the people she assaulted.

THE PATRIARCHY MADE HER DO IT

I just don't understand the intent. The artist says they chose princesses because that's who the target is attracted to, which means that the target is small children, who-

Here. I think you could use this.

I don't think she's making the men look silly or dumb at all.

That has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever read. Seriously.

Scones. I Columbus the SHIT out of scones. I also Columbused Earl Grey before being into tea was cool. I'm basically the discoverer of white-people style breakfast.

Ummm...when an individual uses the term "discover" in that context they are not claiming to be the first person to ever try the thing in question, they are merely saying that it's new to them.

Meh. It's silly to apply the rules of cultural appropriation to cuisine, as food has always absorbed influences from other cultures.

You know what's awkward? Using the Jewish cultural reference of "ghetto" for an entire conversation before finding out that the person you were talking to had thought you were talking about black people but was too polite to say anything.

If he's colored

...Seriously guys?

But if the alternative was a long prison sentence, he was still being pressured into it. It's still exploitative and coercive.

It doesn't matter if he accepted the deal or not, governments shouldn't be offering this kind thing at all.

The idea that having children is a privilege that only certain people deserve is pretty much eugenics in a nutshell, though.