modestmoussorgsky
ModestMoussorgsky
modestmoussorgsky

She sold Doge? Wtf?

#notallfeministspiders

That's mantises, lady. Are you saying that all arthropods look the same to you?

And I have been to church many times, but I'm still not Jesus, yet.

EVERYONE is a serial wedding guest before AND after they're married. How is this a thing to talk about? I can't tell if this is a "woe is me I'm not married yet" or a "I'm sick of paying for other people's weddings" or a "I'm so awkward that public gatherings make me uncomfortable" post, but if it's such a problem,

No offense to the author but this is one of those times where I'm like, "Well hell if they'll give you a book deal for that..."

Now, ironically, the money she's made doing porn has disqualified her for what little financial aid she'd been getting.

"The question was asked, 'What could make a woman become so dark? To lose all sense of her maternity, her womanhood, and her softness?'"

Poor guy (not really). He was only looking for a little tinderness.

Chauvinist PIIGS

seems unfair to single out Italy, lots of EU countries are making the change this year so that we can get consistency across the Union. In some states prostitution and narcotic consumption are legal so these things were already included in GDP.

The worst part is knowing that the "World's Greatest Aunt" mug she gave her was a total farce

This woman has done a tremendous amount of activist work regarding international human rights and refugees, and you want to silence her for something she did 14 years ago? Ok.

That kitten reinforces an unrealistic standard of cute that my cat can't possibly achieve.

#NotAllDolphins

I feel like we're really glossing over this tho "an experiment to teach dolphins to speak English."

Bad dolphin! EeeeEeee means EeeeEeee!