A man’s penis is magical and when it enters a vagina, Unless it’s his wife, the woman becomes a slut. Simple as that. /s

My dad walked me down the aisle, but in the same sense as my hubby’s Mom walked him down. We both approached the alter on our own.

Take some classes at the local craft store. I learned to sew just because I can’t afford “high fashion”. I am definitely making the blue column dress.

I wanted to name my son Gunther, but my hubby vetoed that.

I work in corrections and the people who hurt kids are bottom of the barrel. The other inmates will punish him. Best case (for him) Protective custody and/or solitary, which will also make his life hell. 

My mother once killed a wolf with a hatchet while backpacking through Alaska. My hubby may not want to use “acting like your mother” on me.

My office mate here in the finance dept. is Japanese. After reading this story she announced that she will no longer be working with the number 4. Apparently “4" in Japanese sounds like the japanese word for“death” and many Shinto practitioners regard it as bad luck.

That now counts as a preexisting condition. Sorry, we can’t help you.

I sometimes bring food in the bathroom, but I don’t eat on the toilet. I hide from my kids so I don’t have to share :)

Michigan here. They already opened two Tim Horton’s in my town. I think the invasion has begun.

I firmly believe that Elon Musk is either an alien or a robot and hasn’t quite learned how to act fully human yet. I always get a bit of Uncanny Valley feeling looking at the guy.

I believe that’s the modern day “Let them eat cake” and we should respond accordingly.

I don’t care if I only have three items in may cart and there is only one cashier. I will stand in line and wait rather than use one of those godsforsaken self-checkout machines. I have never used one that did not screw up and require someone to come help me anyway. There is no way I’d trust it with my credit card…

Yes. Clearly I am not a farmer. lol

Bumbercruch is still not attractive to me, but I can listen to him talk all day.

I got revenge on my Nextdoor hell-neighbor by seeding his lawn with dandelions. That’s a gift that keeps on giving.

Serenity is the final stage of the grieving process, when you learn to accept the inevitability of death and loss.

Find “Santa is Pagan, too” by Emerald Rose. My (pagan) kids love it. My (Christian) MIL hate it. So it makes me happy.

Pre-Victorian times, anyone over the age of 7 was tried as an adult and could receive punishments up to execution.

TBH, this has more in common with Ragnarok (not the movie) than Christian End Times. As the Gods battle it out, mankind abandons traditional ways, disregards the bonds of kinship and sinks into listless nihilism. There is also massive climate change (three winters in a row and no summers, although we seem to be…