“...the fast-food chain’s ice cream cone, at 180 calories. All considering, it’s one of the healthiest things you can eat there,...”

Well as I’m sure trump knows that there are very good people on both sides. There are very good people who desecrate graves. Some of the best people.

My daughter is a Christmas baby so we skip her birthday party and celebrate her half birthday in June, usually at her Aunt’s pool. No presents, just her friends, cake, and pizza.

If my kids watch that show one more time, I may have to...who am I kidding, I’ll just drink wine in the other room.

Alita is a rare special type of android, that’s why Ido was so excited to find her and why he’s so picky about the limbs he wants for her. The style choice could be to differentiate her from everyone else around her.

Lol. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for prom, my dad took him into the den and showed him all my sharp shooting and boxing trophies.

I respect your right to an opinion, but your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

My Very Catholic Grandma used to hold her bridge club at Hooters every week. Four 75-90 year old women sitting smack dab in the middle of the restaurant, playing bridge and drinking tea. They did it “...to give those poor women a break.”

I’d like 50's tax rate, 50's dollar spending power, and 50's fashion. (Also,I’m a fan of midcentury modern decor and putting weird food in Jello)

In the case of lunch meat “Properly abused” would be eating to much. “improperly abused” would be throwing it at your sister.

You seem very fixated on genitalia. Have you talked to anyone about that?

Whenever my D&D group gives me crap for playing a bard, I will point to Doof Warrior. and set them on fire.

Okay, I think understand your problem the problem. See, penis and vagina,  are sex organs and have nothing to do with gender.

Ah, you are immune to facts. The inability to learn and adjust to new information is one of the markers of mental illness, Adjustment Disorder and/or Cognitive Dysfunction  When faced with sudden changes, can trigger to schizophrenia. Perhaps, it’s your own mental health you should be concerned by.

Here is a wonderful excerpt from a genetics textbook explaining why you’re, wrong. Hope that slightly more advanced science help you not be an asshole.

I like Applebees!

They should, get the photo op, then help yourself to food. Take whole platters of shrimp,an entire bottle of scotch, anything that’s not nailed down, and leave. Stay a total of five-ten minutes.

Clearly there is no correlation to a monolithic creature of evil controlling a hive-minded group willing to do and believe anything it tells them, while we desperately try to protect children and our homes. Meanwhile, a few other are trying to launch an investigation that will not only end this nightmare, but bring…

Cats are liquids, not bound by the laws of physics with pain on five of their six protrusions. Even with the needle-mouth out of commission, that’s still four razor-toes to your two soft frail pink limbs.

I’ve never had good chocolate, it’s bullshit anyway.