Okay, but what are your thoughts on crystal tits?

How do we fix life online without limiting free speech?

Why does the server ask if my wife and I need separate checks?

Better yet, let’s get to tearing down and replacing the racists themselves.

Seeing that bag of pumped breast milk spill, I thought, “This is a horror movie. NOOOOOOOOO!”

Outside of AL, I’ve been a Bladesinger three times. Both times I died. Nowadays I prefer the Forge Cleric from Xanathar’s. Super tanky, get a magic weapon to start, and by level 17 your immune to fire damage meaning you can do stuff like this:

“Ancient Atlanta was more than just a Delta hub. It was a vibrant metropolis, the equal of Paris or New York. Look at these fabulous ruins. Turner Field, the Coca-Cola bottling plant, the, uh, the airport.”

See, women are allowed to use men’s products, wear their shirts, and everything. But if a man uses a lady’s product... his penis immediately explodes.

“At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

Office Space is office life, too.

You know why they say American beers is like making love in a canoe...

As someone who enjoys shooting and spent time as a sharpshooter in the US military, that is some semantic bullshit that you’re calling out there. Anyone who doesn’t think that the US has a problem with its firearms culture has either never left the podunk town they grew up in, is being willfully ignorant, or really…

I’m not ignorant. Our laws are a joke. Mass shootings aren’t a regular occurrence in Canada, Australia and Western European countries. This is undeniable fact. Period. The idea that this epidemic can’t be controlled with sensible, stricter gun laws (i.e., like actually enforcing background checks, like banning any…

There was one bard in our group who was basically the team mom. Her version of Vicious Mockery was just passive-aggressive remarks or a strong “I’m VERY disappointed in you.”

Better luck next time...

Rise, O great Cthulhu, and deliver us from these lesser evils

Thank you for this compassionate analysis, Erika. I am a trafficking survivor currently running for Colorado State Senate, and we need institutions that protect our children, not retraumatize them and blame them for their victimization. It took me at least 10 years to gain the language to understand my…

The Short answer is that it’s easier to arrest the kids and pretend that therein lies the problem because it’s a lot messier and scandalous going after the people/peadophiles who take advantage of these kids.