If you put a tiny bit of salt in your coffee before you microwave it, it won’t get that nasty burnt taste.

We’re regulars at the local pub and we usually sit in the bar area. The waitress knows our orders and bartender gives our kids maraschino cherries.

Also after pregnancy, you still look about 6 month pregnant (no matter what celebs tell you.) It takes time for your body lose water/fat/general stretched-outness. And your hormones are crazy.

The auto shop across from my office offers Gluten-free oil and non-GMO tires. (kidding I’m sure, but it’s on their sign)

This is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’ on Tumblr!

My hubby got me the all edges brownie pan. Bonus, you can have edge pieces as big as you like, you’re not trapped by someone else’s idea of “portions”

We do short run “seasons” of various stories and rotate systems and DMs. It keeps everyone from getting burnt out.

He looks like he has to be reminded not to take his matchbox cars out while Senate is in session.

My Very-Irish-Grandma had a recipe box filled with recipes like that. My favorite is her stew:

Yes, I would like real statistics,because all the time I worked as an EMT does not support your anecdotal evidence. ER doctors don’t care about marijuana, they do care about alcohol and prescription painkillers.

Citation needed, because, there have been no reported deaths from marijuana alone. 

Ah yes, I remember the point in my pregnancy where I beheaded a man and subsequently absorbed his power through lightning. It was a touching bonding moment.

Or family. I have high expectations of my kids, they stay seated, use indoor voices and if they drop food on the floor, I make them pick it up. Oh, and no toys at the table, color or read or participate in the conversation.

Let it battle in the gladiatorial ring and die with honor.

They let someone in a ninja turtle costume in.

I can believe Pence would run in, dual welding bibles and windmilling like a child who just watched Power Rangers 

I did not know she went to WWE, I clicked on this article hoping Ronda had become an accountant or something.

Bagel bites don’t explode molten lava into your mouth when you bite them, so that’s a plus.

I’ve been looking for this for so long! Bless you! (And I agree, Liz Lemon is totally Hufflepuff.)

Ragnarock from The Poetic Edda: