Sure, they don’t bite now, but what about when they get a taste of HUMAN? THE SHADFLIES! THE SHADFLIIIEEEESSSS!!!

When you’re eating microwaveable cheese manicotti, that... Idk meat they’re grilling starts to look pretty freaking good.

Fo shizzle!

I’m sorry, but I never have understood the “big ass wang” thing on cars. It ruins the profile, the FR-S... GT86? Whatever, anyway the car is very good-looking on it’s own, it doesn’t need a wang.

I know the Chevelle version was BOF, although the frame wasn’t much to spit at according to a redneck car-show guy I met. Now when the El Camino went all Malibu it could be either BOF or unibody, the late 70’s were strange times for American autos.

Sorry about my ignorance, as you can see I apologized and corrected myself.

Wow, my comment was a bit harsh, sorry about that. And I’m also wrong, the El Camino has actually been based on several cars. In chronological order, the the Camino has been an Impala, Chevelle, and Malibu.

Lol, that’s pretty funny. People get so sensitive about this stuff, it’s stupid. Accept the flaws and make fun of them, that’s what I do.

The first thing that came to my mind was Judge Dredd. Why? I dunno.

An El Camino is a Nova with the back bit cut off. Sorry to burst your bubble, but it’s a car.

Call me crazy, but I actually love the look of those late 90’s Concordes. Why? I have no idea.

Yup, still has that generic V6 sound. I think we’re done here.

Yes, it was based on the Vega platform and the most power it ever had was a measly 125 hp, but just look at that roof-line. Righteous!

Fox-Body Mustang. They’re cheap even with the 5.0, they’re reliable, they’re practical especially in hatchback form, and if you got some spare cash you can mod it until the end of days.

I’m trying to get into it, but I just can’t.

What kind of LSD trip did I just take?

Ah, I see. Thanks for the clarification.

Didn’t Chrysler have the 4.7 Magnum by then? Surely a 4.7 could fit under the Prowler’s hood.

If you want more diesel porn, just look up 2-stroke Detroit diesel on YT.

Well, looks like you’ve got me beat then. I always assumed that the spoilers on simple sedans and such were just tacky “design elements”.