It’s a muscle car, it doesn’t need downforce and it’s already about as aerodynamic as a brick. I’m not saying I don’t like the new camaro, I just hate the non-functional spoiler thing.

...Silverado please.

True, I’ll give you that.

No, no, it is new. See, they put a stupid-looking non-functional spoiler on it. You know, that retarded trend that everyone was hoping would die?

What van?

I would have to say the touch controls in the Buick Reatta. No it didn’t work right, we’re talking 80’s GM here, but I give them props for at least trying.

GM Motto: “Close enough, let’s go get lunch”

I love these hovercar photoshops, especially the old Cadillac ones ;D

Note: Spare Tire

That looks exactly like a ‘98 Taurus my family owned, maybe the Escort and the Taurus shared some interior bits?

It’s a Citroen... something is going to break.

Are you being serious? Because if so you need to learn more about American culture, we love cupholders.

If you would be kind enough to tell me where these “rants” are, I would love to read them.

That actually sounds kind of funny, in a sick humor kind of way. I’ll have to look into that, thanks for telling me about it.

What did I just watch?

My thoughts exactly.

A 305? Don't put yourself through that torture, they only a 140-some horsepower then. If I were you, I would go for the 350.

My god that thing is beautiful, I want one so bad!

Oh yeah, don't forget "All American cars are garbage and will never compete with the Europeans!"

Yup, that's gearheads for ya.