I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

I was trying to articulate the same thing about Roth’s articles. Like, I roll my eyes at most of the “hey look at me posting an ineffectual takedown of Trump. Come give me the clicks!” articles, but I find his posts to be just so insightful and enjoyable.

There is legitimately no one better than Roth at putting Trump’s mangled actions and manner of speech into writing.

I’ll always appreciate him because he was the first pitcher to win the Cy Young despite not winning many games thus pissing off all the old baseball people. 

“That’s what a true Yankee star does, gift your fans with some swag and then leave them crying.”

This is tough because Harper was/is fun as shit to watch play, but personally insufferable. Dumb and self-righteous and also just dumb as dog shit.

After 3 weeks, Melvin Gordon tired of being a Sans Dinero Charger.

Holy hell, :13!!! Now his running form is Fultzed, too.

going two different directions on a joke based on a minor typo in the blog:

Jim Tomsula’s impact is being felt from top to bottom in this organization.

A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.

If Zidane finds himself out of a Real job, he should learn to code.

Gruden looked at the situation and punted the ball away. The Raiders had given up.

I cannot stop staring at that graphic and want to applaud whoever over at ESPN decided to use it here. Just the epic nature of the pose while everything else is happening.

I want to preface this by saying that I do not care for Joe Biden as a presidential candidate. Unlikely I’ll vote for him in a primary, and I sincerely hope he does not win the Dem nomination. That said:

‘a group that currently features only four names: Jose Canseco, Barry Bonds, Alex Rodriguez, and Alfonso Soriano. Not bad company for a 21-year-old.’

I think that’s more likely to lead to an e. coli infection.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I honestly thought that was like a selfie stick with a large baked potato on the end.