May I suggest a new Deadspin mascott, Sticky; The Stick-to-Sports Stick. Sticky lives in Jim Spanfeller’s butt.

Not sure there’s gonna be a better place to post this, so here we go:

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

And Washington Nationals is an anagram for “Anal Shit Anoints Gown”

“A soggy cardboard box is a good meal.”

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

Yeah, Belichick lives rent-free inside Adam Gase's head, but Adam Gase's head is a soggy cardboard box under a train trestle.

It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

Not the first time 4 shots in 15 minutes have gotten Wayne Rooney in trouble...

That pass was blinder than a Hong Kong protestor shot in the eyes by the Chinese government.

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If he’s anything like me, he doesn’t like being hugged because the feelings of emotional and physical proximity are simply overwhelming for him and it becomes a sort of sensory overload when there’s firm contact with another human being.

He’s going to get plunked in batting practice tomorrow.

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

My only beef with the system is that while winning the division should get you into the postseason, if a non-division winner has a better record, you’re the one that should have to play in the WC game. We’re basing this off geography, which is stupid. Soccer stans are going to argue that we need balanced schedules,…

so glad you guys had a happy moment after Game 5 in 2012. So much BS between now & then (mostly Bryce- and/or Papelbon-related)

I was also there, and yeah. God. I’ve been to every Nats postseason game, so I was there for the Jayson Werth walkoff back in the day, and I thought that was loud. But this? This was otherworldly

I also just got home (to Richmond) and I strongly concur.

Lincecum’s pals would definitely be happy to see him more often, if only he’d just answer his damn phone.